Back to school joke

I Didn't Do My Homework Because...   Author - Victoria Abreo

*I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past.

*I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.

*A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.

*Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep ourselves from freezing.

*It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

*I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.

*My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the movie deal is finalized.

*I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their death rays.

*My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.

*We had homework?!

*I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

  And I'm sure you will do all your homework this year or make up better reasons for not doing it... L.V.